(Thanks to my good friend t for this.) Hey, in case anyone wants it, here's the base recipe for survival bars. add dried fruit, etc. (nuts can go rancid): 4 cups enriched flour, 2 cups vegetable shortening, 2 cups sugar, 1 cup honey, 1 cup cornstarch, 4 tbls vanilla extract. mix, spread on cookie sheet, bake 25 min at 350F. when cooled, divide into 20 bars and vaccum-seal. each bar will have abt 400 calories; shelf-life around 5 years.
Bud Butter:
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1 lb. of butter (not margarine!)
1/2 ounce of finely ground marijuana
Method
Melt the butter in a sauce pan until it's simmering.
Add the marijuana and let simmer for 30 minutes or so until the butter has turned green from the marijuana.
Pour butter through a strainer to remove all the pieces of marijuana.
Chill until solid.
why don't you stick a dirty sock in it stoner. suck my sockpuppet ass!
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Mosby?
ReplyDeleteThis is Walter Cronkite, I'm still dead and you all suck big black cock.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's the way it is. Goodnight.
would you care for a footrub, mr. cronkite?
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ReplyDeleteSo now you're John Singleton Mosby this time, Jerry. Next I suppose you will be Brian Crowe, Larry King, Hank Hill or even Karol Florian Madera AND Fred. Stop the games and take your meds, Jerry. Lick me!
ReplyDeleteOh my! "lick me"? That internet diploma really expanded your vocabulary. Might want to get "ordained" on the internet while you're at it. Anyone believing you would fall for a phony preacher/religion too. All worship at the alter of LoreLIE and surrender your common sense. hahahahahahahaha
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ReplyDeleteStop making fun of my internet diploma. I earned a Doctorate in internet Lesbian/musk Ox/porno. Just because I couldn't go to a real school like you Bunny-Bullies doesn't mean I'm not smart. My "I'm better than you attitude" on my Guise site proves that. My time at "Bert Fish Medical Center proves I'm a fookin genius. Just ask the ambulance driver. Stop making fun of my Internet Diploma. I am smart, I am pretty, I am not the useless piece of shit my pappa said I was.
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ReplyDeleteCool. I have no quarrel with you, Corq or even furrehs in general. Just specific furrehs and sock puppets that ruined the other site. This is the only pirate site that I have left to access news. I can't lose it as well. Now excuse me while I go wiggle my fingers in my ass.
ReplyDelete6930 AM, somebody farted at 0139 UTC. PSE QSL.
ReplyDelete¡chinga tu!
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Lick my corq!
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ReplyDeleteI want to bathe your corq with my gene simmons-like reptile looking tongue while I penetrate alex's butthole with my ten inch bent peronies schlong while he jumps off the bridge.
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lick my seven pussy holes and suck my thirteen cocks!
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gregory brown has just contacted us about this blog. your warning letters will go in the mail as of monday morning as your ips here have all been traced since you script kiddies failed to make use of an internet proxy. you are all busted.
ReplyDeleteSave a mouse and eat a pussy.
ReplyDeletethat yew jerry?
ReplyDeleteKiss my dead ass, Fred!
ReplyDeleteI just had to confess that I am now on the down-low with Ronin. This is why I have not been blogging. We're too busy cuddling and rubbing each other's feet. We're so gay!
ReplyDeleteFUCKIN HOMERSEXUALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKeep on fuckin topic or you will be banned. Fuck you very much.
ReplyDeleteStay on fuckin' topic? No fuckin' way, asswipe! Eat my god damned shorts!
ReplyDeleteThe logs that Pat does get are actually distributed by him to his toadies by email just before the "broadcast".They don't actually turn on their radios; they just cut from the email and paste into the log posting on the FRN. Saves all of that complicated and baffling radio tuning that none of them understand.
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ReplyDeleteCrybaby Asshat is now officially banned from this blog for going off topic. Bailiff, wack his pee-pee!
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ReplyDeletei'd still like to know if mr. cronkite needs a footrub? any other male takers? come on, i'm jonesing for men's feet like a motherfucker. the more corns, calluses, funion bunions, nasty toejam, the merrier. help me out.
ReplyDeletetoodaloo!
YOU BUNCH OF GAY ASS BROTHERFUCKIN FRUITCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI've got a recipe for you, Concubine Jones:
ReplyDeletePussy Eatins
Ingredients:
1 Concubine Jones
1 My face
Strip one Concubine Jones of it's panties. Combine my face underneath Concubine Jones's crotch and lick to flavor until at least long enough to get my face entirely sticky and stinky and make Concubine Jones shriek in orgasmic ecstacy. Yummy for the tummy!
Alex why havent you return my calls hope your ok, maybe we can hook up soon
ReplyDeleteAlex why havent you return my calls hope your ok, maybe we can hook up soon
ReplyDeleteI heard you on my shortwave radio last night, Ronine or should I say Toe-nine. I could tell it was your signal when the signal started smelling like dirty stinky feet. Were you giving another man a footrub or do your own feet smell that bad? P fuckin U, Ronine-Toe-nine you toe-fetishist! Weirdo!
ReplyDeleteConcubine yew look real fine so let's entwine like a nekkid vine won't you be mine sweet valentine
ReplyDeleteI luv yew better than lorl smif I'd love to whiff when yew dew quiff
I'M ON THE RAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei'm on the rag too, god. can i please rub your feet?
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