Survival Bars

(Thanks to my good friend t for this.) Hey, in case anyone wants it, here's the base recipe for survival bars. add dried fruit, etc. (nuts can go rancid):  4 cups enriched flour, 2 cups vegetable shortening, 2 cups sugar, 1 cup honey, 1 cup cornstarch, 4 tbls vanilla extract. mix, spread on cookie sheet, bake 25 min at 350F. when cooled, divide into 20 bars and vaccum-seal. each bar will have abt 400 calories; shelf-life around 5 years.

Funny cry babies!

Alex is in jail this week so he's asked me to keep an eye on things here on his internet home. The comments have been very interesting! I think most of them are fake, though.

Speaking of fake, have you noticed that it seems that all the anonymous postings on that other sock puppet blog are from one or two people? It's always a couple of loud mouthed babies who post over and over to try and make whatever they're crying about appear important. For the longest time, all we've heard from John Poet is a thousand whiny posts about why Commander Bunny is bad. Not once has he ever posted anything constructive about pirate radio since he lost the so-called pirate war.

It's really hilarious to see how these one or two babies get poopie pants when Commander Bunny posts another one of his ridiculous, over the top messages complete with equally ridiculous graphics. Some people can't realize the joke's on them!

Thank you for all the funny comments, even if most of them are fake!

Talk to you soon,

CJ