Sunday, August 19, 2012

house for sale


Buy my house  here Poet you can get out of your daddy's place for cheap..  Gran Pappy Galkin died and left me the place, whats the differences between right?

37 comments:

Gregory Dale said...

Can my Momma sit in a rocking chair at the front 2nd story window and watch me work the motel, down front? I live with Momma, cause Momma knows best. She told me I was stupid and wouldn't amount to anything, and she was right. Except on the internet. On the internet I am KING! I can be twelve people and terrorize people I don't like, who make me feel stupid, like Momma makes me feel. I have a wig, and sometimes put it on, talking like Momma and chase the cat into the closet. I like the house, but it has too many windows. I can't do my "secret" things with all those windows. Who's the realtor?

Kari A. Lot said...

I'm the Realtor, and would be happy to show you and your mother the home, anytime you wish. Down payment is 10% of the purchase price and please set up financing ahead of time, so you aren't wasting mine, or your time.

Pigmeat said...

I heard that Murphy has the FCC in this house, waiting for Greg to come on the air. I heard this from two different sources, that I trust. I can't imagine that anyone would bullshit and tell lies like I do. So it must be true! The FCC is in this house and Pat Murphy is paying the rent. I'm going to tell my friends Chris and Greg and they'll put it on their blogs and make it look like a lot of people are upset about it, when its only me and those two. After Chris kissed me on the lips, with tongue, I turned on my old friend of 20+ years, Pat Murphy. Murphy never kissed me. Fucking asshole never even told me my hair is "purty"!I'll show him and everyone in the pirate world I'm not a stupid redneck from Nitro, WV. I live in a double wide you fucking assholes. I'm important! Don't judge me because I'm a fucking queer! Who do you think you are? Call me a faggot again and I'll sneak up at night and piss on your windows. Think I'm kidding? Ask Vicki!Don't hate me because I'm purtier than that fucking Kracker. You just wait, next year at AJ's, I'll kick all your asses!

Brucee Tincher said...

What? Who said I said I'd "kick everyone's ass at AJ's next year". Fucking liars. I never said that. by deduction and circumstantial evidence, I've deduced that it was Pat Murphy who started that rumor. Right after he had spent the entire week at the FCC turning every pirate operator in to the FCC. Telling lies about me, those fuckers. What? Said I was queer with Smolinski? well, ok, that part is true, but the rest of it is bullshit. Show me where I said that shit? What? In the previous comments? Well, so, what does that prove? Could have been Plato or one of Greg's other friends who posted it. I'm already starting to think that Greg is stabbing me in the back. Shit's getting back to me that I told him, and only him, and now I'm reading it here and other places. See? I stab and old friend in the back, ,and all of a sudden I'm a pinata' and everyone starts stabbing me in the back. Fucking Universe. And that Karma guy sucks too. None of this would have ever happened if I hadn't been friends with Pat Murphy for 20+ years. Its all his fault. Now my new friends are stabbing me in the back, and telling all my secrets to everyone. I can hear them snicker when I talk about how hard Chris Smolinski kisses me and squeezes my ass as he kisses me. Real funny huh? Now they're talking about the "tire tracks" in my underpants. Hey its 40-miles to a Walmart where I live. Can't just buy new underpants like you city people buy Slurpee's. I may go back to my doublewide in Nitro and live with my FCC buddies, that Pat Murphy set me up with. Fuck all of you!

Pigmeat said...

Oh hey, one more thing, pirate radio used to be fun until I started passing along rumors and gossip to make myself look important and a big shot. I know Radio Animal, so fuck you. Fuck all of you. I'll kick all of your asses at AJ's next year. I'm a bad muthafucker. Just ask me. This used to be fun. Thank God my new friends Greg and Smolinski share my alternative lifestyle and understand my emotional issues. They want me to hook up with Alex because he's a West Virginia redneck too, but he's a "northern" West Virginia redneck and we (southern WVA) lookk down at them. Not many people we can have a snooty, I"m better than you are, attitude about but those northern ones are it.

pirate radio used to be fun until I started telling everyone that Pat Murphy was turning everyone in to the FCC. But I claim I heard it from two different soures, that I trust, so it must be true. Of course I told them that rumor to start with, and they were only repeating it back to me, but its still two different sources. Not pirate radio isn't fun anymore and with all this fancy, new fangled internet rumor and gossip shit, I'm not nearly as important as I used to be. I have to make up stuff as I go along now, instead of thinking about it. Its all Pat Murphys fault. It has to be, heard it from two different people that I previously told, and they told me back. Got to be true.

I'd think about hooking up with Alex but he tried to jump off that bridge and I'm not sure I can handle that kind of emotional upheaval. You know he tried to jump off the bridge because Pat Murphy had put the FCC in his closet and he couldn't escape them. I heard that from two different sources. That I'd told previously, but the remembered it long enough to repeat it back to me, so it must be true. Pat Murphy has taken all the fun out of Pirate Radio.

Alley Oop said...

I heard from two different people, that you told, that Pat Murphy is actually an FCC Field Agent. So it must be totally true. If two people can remember to repeat a rumor you started, then that in itself is enough proof to me that Pat Murphy is in fact Kracker, Underground Radio, Commander Bunny, Metro radio Intl, the Crystal ship and is none other than JTA himself.

el demento said...

yes it is true about jta being the crystal ship and faux smolinski. i heard it from two fellas who heard it from two other different individuals who thought they overheard it from a couple other people who said i told them. hell if i know! fuck you!

Vicky said...

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boy friend
You're out late every weekend
They're talkin' about you and it's bringin' me down

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind

Anonymous said...

two guys who I trust, told me (after I had told them), that Pat Murphy is the Chairman of the FCC! Yipes! How did a U.S. Marine get on the FCC? You really have to wonder if the idiots fucking with this guy have spent any amount of time wondering what this guy is capable of? He's got terminal cancer and doesn't give a shit who he takes with him, and some moron is fucking with him? These guys think they're real smart, but they better start thinking about what he's going to do and who he's taking with him!

The pipe that Alex threw out the window said...

Alex threw me out the window of his car because I knew that Pat Murphy was an FCC agent, that Chris was actually Kracker, and that A.J. said that Poet was going to beat up Pigmeat at Zeller's secret pirate party at the fest in '84.

Bridge said...

JUMP ALEX!

Officer said...

HALT

Cat Murphy said...

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Rat Murphy said...

Squeak.

dcrtv said...

Robert W. Smith is not his real name, nor does he live in Vienna, let alone anywhere in Northern Virginia. His real name is Pat Murphy, and he trolls this site from Norfolk, VA. (8/23/12)

Dave's response: No. Bob Smith is the lead singer of The Cure.....

Cat Muphy said...

Pat Muphy likes to lick my steamy pussy.

Anonymous said...

Its true, Pat Murphy is behind every name you see posted on DCRTV.COM. And on FRN. And most of the HF Underpants names, are in fact, Pat Murphy. He is everywhere! This site too! Pat Murphy is everywhere, and everything. He is the Alpha and the Omega. Why do you insist on keep fucking with him? The hammer is coming for you!

Bruce Tincher said...

Not sure that was Poet. More than liekly its Smolinski. He was the one who started all this, then got Poet riled up about it, and set him on fire. The whole nasty, behind the scenes stuff is coming from Smolinski.

Hey look, all that shit on HF Underground, I was just drawing out the enemy for your guys. I'm really on your side. I can tell you all the nasty shit Smolinski and Poet have been saying about you guys. I'm hearing it from two different people so it must be true, that you guys are assholes! Anytime I hear the same thing from two different people I assume its true, It was all part of my "logic" class at Nitro High school.

These guys, Poet and Smolinski are treating me like shit now, and I want to be your friend, since you guys are having more fun and seem cooler than they are.

IT WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. I was only drawing them out with my attacks on Murphy and the Bowling League! For real. I mean, I've been Murphy's friend for over 20-years, why would I stab him in the back like that? Come on guys you can trust me. Just tell me all your secrets, like who is behind this blog. Promise, it won't go any further than me. You can trust me.

Pigmeat said...

No really, come on now. I am not a two-faced, back-stabbing, piece of shit, like I've portrayed. I was only making Poet and Smolinski come out in the open so you could see what assholes they are.

I would never stab a good friend of 20 plus years in the back. What kind of person does that? Nope, all that shit on HF Underground was Smolinski changing my words, and making it look like I was stabbing Murphy in the back. But believe me, I wasn't.

THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. You don't' really believe that I'm a two-faced, lying, cheating, back-stabber do you? OK so I know Vicki says I am, but that's different. She's changed a lot since High School and all that Nursing shit got on my nerves, plus her fucking mother-in-law living with us, give me a break. Enough to drive anyone out of their mind, much less a hill runner like me.

You guys can trust me, for real. Just email me and I'll call you and we can get together when I make my trek up north to see Radio Animal. He's cool with me, why can't you be? All that HF Underground stuff was for show. I'm really on you guys side. I don't know why you are so pissed off at me!

Gregory Brown said...

Well I'm a very resourceful person and putting 1 + 2 + 3 together I can see that you are not Bruce Tincher but in fact Gregory Brown posing as Bruce Tincher. Hmmmm, very interesting devlopment from a person who was so adamant about themself being a real person, and not some troll from Lansing. Now, go ahead and respond in the usual Gregory Dale Brown-like dialect of posting anonymously, taking medication, and living at home with mom. Nice try, smart guy. Back under the bridge, troll. Caught you this time, I did. I'm so fucking smart, I amaze myself. And of course my friends. My MANY FRIENDS, who will now post their agreement, just like they do on the other websites I infest, uh visit.

Guise Faux said...

Yes Greg, you did it, you're so fucking smart, its hard to believe they try to pull the wool over your eyes. Jesus, you are the pirate radio Icon. All anyone thinks about when Pirate Radio is mentioned is you. Claiming that I"m a sock puppet of yours, just because our writing styles are exactly the same and we rant about the same things, and we have the same snotty, I'm better than you are attitude, doesn't mean we are the same person. You are great Greg, don't let anyone tell you that you aren't just because I, er, YOU live in your Mom's basement. One day she'll die and I'll, er, You'll own that house and it will be yours. Fuck them for calling me a sock puppet.

The Radical said...

Oh dude, you are #1, the best pirate ever. Like Carly Simon said, "nobody does it better" than you man. Just because no one has ever seen me or heard me or seen me post anything other than on your website, doesn't mean I'm a sock puppet of yours. I'm the crazy Radical man, and they can go fuck themselves. What better defense than to have a bombastic offense? Worked for Nixon, and dude, its working for us? We are Pirate radio and thanks to Smolinski we rule. Greg you are the greatest.

Garth said...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, keep it on the downlow. I kind of screwed myself with that email shit. All my ham radio buddies here in Yellowknife are pissed that I got involved with all this shit. They're really pissed off. And Sheldon's govenment job with NWT is under scrutiny by the narcs because he's been complicit in all this too. I've really been an idiot.

So shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, keep it quiet for a while I'm drawing too much attention to myself and I'm jacking myself around. Bringing to much heat on myself. Shhhhhhhh I look in the mirror and say, "what a dumbfuck"!

Dr. Mosby said...

The relationship between Pigmeat's homosexual anal/oral sadism and other sadistic fantasies; his apparent latent homosexuality, and; his paranoid delusions related to persecution, governmental conspiracies, stalking, 3 letter agencies, etc., are fully explained in classical psychoanalytic texts, as referenced in multiple articles and in particular, in an article by Dr. Charles W. Tidd, in the the Psychoanalytic Quarterly, Vol. 12:151-152.

Why is the paranoiac compelled to deny his homosexual love object so utterly? The strong drive to love and to be loved in the paranoiac is developed to neutralize and erotize unconscious hatred of the father. The intensity of the hatred is such that unbearable anxiety is produced when any trace of love is perceived: "I must love him and be loved by him to neutralize my hatred for him; but the nearer I get to him the more dangerous the relationship becomes..."

According to DR. Tidd: "The fact that the paranoiac is fixated at an anal-sadistic level accounts for the homosexual character of the dangerous love. The Oedipus conflict is sometimes solved by passive submission to the father, but this love for the father is strongly ambivalent, and the degree of intensity of anal sadism must determine whether the individual becomes an overt homosexual or is forced into the paranoid attempt to repress."

Legal Jim said...

Mosby is a sock.

Pigmeat Jones said...

Not only is Pigmeat's birthday looking like the possible BIBLICAL day for World War 3, but it very well may be the Satanic, occultic New World Order elite's day for the Planned Destruction of World War 3 also. The big game-changer for the NWO elite is the day of World War 3. Out of the chaos of World War 3, comes the New World Order. That is their motto. You can take it to the bank that they have a CHOSEN DAY OF PLANNED SUDDEN DESTRUCTION. It almost surely will be a day tied to Satanic, occultic numbers.

According to Henry Kissinger of the New World Order elite, Barack Hussein Obama is their CHOSEN MAN, THEIR ANNOINTED ONE, to head up this Satanic one-world government. He has been planted here to destroy the United States of America. The destruction of the United States is the last item on their evil agenda to prepare their way. They have divided the world into ten regions, to be ruled by ten kings, or dictators. World War 3 is the last step to their long-awaited goal of a NEW WORLD ORDER. It is NOW at our doorstep.

Before I finish this post, I want to give you one more AMAZING AND UNBELIEVABLE CALCULATION, also tied to 333, and maybe 3333. Please understand that 333 plus 333 = 666, the number of the Beast. So, if 333 days from Pigmeat's birthday, maybe the 2nd 333, to get to 666, would take us to the Day of the Beast.

Pigmeat said...

I have received information from many sources, both private and from scientific analysis, that a major catastrophe caused by Galactic Cosmic Rays would occur between August 17-August 27 2012. When it happens, it would trigger the start of many major changes that would change this world for the better. This event would be multi-dimensional and multi-space in manner. My Japanese government insider contacts have told me to "prepare for the end of business as usual soon".

Also, Mosby is a sock.

Tattoo said...

Ze plane! Ze plane!

Mosby said...

I am a sock! I like smelly feet!

The Seer said...

Under the NWO, the most evil of evil's would take over. Chris Smolinski would run pirate radio. I've heard it from at least 3 different letter agency reps that this is true, so it must be. You can pass thing along as TRUTH! Then he will divide the earth into quarters, then eights and sixteens, serving up portions to his many (OK so its only half dozen) minions to flutter about, holding court and making people pay traffic camera tickets to them.

But the big Magilla will be when Satan himself comes in the form of Pee Wee Herman and starts dishing out some home-fried-evil to all forms of "special interest groups". The stamp collectors, the bird collectors and eventually the pirate radio geeks. Those who have done the most evil will be turned into cock roaches (those that aren't already transformed) and given an 8-pound wedge of stinky cheese for their efforts to the master.

I for one want to see what our master, the lord God Satan will do against the forces of good and Pat Murphy, CB, Beans, Thumper, Bob Smith, and even the many imagined sock puppets of Gregory, Pigmeat, Corq and Smolinski.

HF Underpants will be stripped of its evil powers and turned into a QVC outlet for womens beauty products. Blackcatsystems will become a tourism site for Westminster, MD chamber of commerce. Oh the humanity of it all! With all the evil banished to the gates of hell, pirate radio can return to the happy days, BCS (Before Chris Smolinski) and his dividing it for his own pleasure.

And when peace has returned to the earth, the asshats will still not be welcome on the FRN. They will wander the earth, alone, with no place to go (except maybe Lansing) for eternity.

Guise Faux said...

Sock it to me! I'm a sock puppet too!!!

The Radical said...

Hey don't forget me. I've been Greg's best and most used sock puppet! Come on man, he needs to say something profound so I can agree to it. No fair!

Majel Roddenberry said...

All of these posts are the creations of one person. Gene Roddenberry. I matched the writing styles, the syntax, ,the grammer and it can only be one person. I know you think he is dead, but he's not. Where do you think all these new Star Treks are coming from? Outer space? Really?

No question, using my inccredible, deductive powers, and an ESPN board, I have devined that its Roddenberry, and he's fucking with your brains. Just like when he put all the "Tribble's" on the Star Ship Enterprise and had no place to take them. Or the time Kirk and Spock fought to the death on Vulcan. What a friggin genius. Roddenberry saw pirate radio and very gracefully inserted his ability and talent right in the middle of it, without any of your knowing it. Now he's pulling your chains and you aren't smart enough to see it. "Live long and prosper" Gene! As for me, "beam me up scotty"

Corq said...

Do we have a new leader? I was getting tired of Chris and Greg. I'll bet Roddenberry will accept my "online BS Diploma", huh? Tell me what to do Gene. I live to serve your calling! Command me Gene

Guise Faux said...

Me too! This same old "Murphy is CB and he's got sock puppets, blah, blah, blah time after time, and that idiot redneck (I know, which one?) that keeps going on HF Underground and whining about how it used to be a funny hobby and wah-wah-wah cry baby shit, is getting old. I can follow Gene. Not only is he dead, he's a great writer, unlike the moron I follow now. (Greg) We bunny-haters need a new leader. This old one is tiresome and boooooooring! How many times can he tell me "I'm going to get out of my Momma's basement one day" and "Once I win that lawsuit against Lorrilard I'll be rich" has become a joke.

I hereby present my naked body, for punishment, to Gene Roddenberry for induction into his group, that will take over Pirate radio. Sorry Chris but you and Greg suck anymore. Same old, same old, day in, day out. time for some new blood to lead us not into temptation.

Gene Roddenberry has a vision for where the bunny-haters can go, what we can be and how we are going to get there. Following the Biggest Cry Baby in pirate radio just doesn't carry the benefits I was looking for.

Come on how about a trip to Six Flags, or the Rock and Roll hall of fame in Cleveland? Anything but Greg's basement where it smells like ass!

Greg said...

I will admit that my bragging "I will drive Commander Bunny out of pirate radio" was a bit over-promising on my part. It appears I didn't think this through all the way, and apparently I've only energized Commander Bunny even more. But I felt that with my Guise Faux sock, and then my own FRC plus the backing and help of Chris and COrq, that I was powerful enough to do anything. My Momma told me that if I set my mind to it, I could do anything, like getting out of the basement and be getting a job. So far I'm 3 for 3 and like my father told me, "Greg you are a total failure, always will be". He's right. I'm still in Momma's basement, still no job, and Commander Bunny is stronger than ever. I'd put a bullet through my skull but I'd only screw that up too.
There must be a hobby where I can impress people with my 10th grade drop-out I.Q. and quoting Plato's New Republic where they won't know I didn't actually write it. There must be somewhere that a resourceful fellow like myself can make a big splash and not get my lunch eaten by the big boys. So far all I've done is humiliate myself and make myself look like a bigger idiot than before, and the only way I can hide it, is to bluster more and make bigger claims. Try to divert people's attention away from my past blunders.
I had it all planned out so well. Chris was going to divide up Pirate Radio ad I'd get the people who hate Murphy because he banned them on FRN and Chris would get the newbies who don't know any better and I'd drive everyone I don't like out of pirate radio and have it all to myself.
Now Pigmeat comes along and is telling me all kinds of stuff that I'm not sure is true, and I'm still not sure if he's setting me up, after all he was Murphy's friend for 20 plus years, so I'm thinking he's going to stab me in the back when he gets tired of me too, just like he did Murphy. Then everyone knows about the Guise thing being me, Corq, Chris and Terry and how Radical is my sock puppet.
Its just all coming apart and I'm very stressed.
These Zanax only last for an hour or less and I need more, or my nerves are going to make me do something drastic. I'm seriously contemplating cutting my hair in a butch-buzz-cut and dying it pink. I have to make a statement! I've got to be me.

Mother is bitching at me because I keep leaving skid marks in my underpants again. What the hell does she want? When will she die and leave the house to me? And enough money that I don't have to work and I can carry on my lifes work, destroying Pat Murphy and repaying him for banning me from the FRN 10 years ago. How dare he! Doesn't know who he was fuckin with, did he? I will be King, I will be King, you watch and see. I will be KING. Kracker thinks he's king but thats bullshit, kracker ain't got shit. Kracker talks a big game, but Pigmeat said Kracker an and hid from him at AJ's. Hmmmmm, maybe I should go to AJ's and kick Kracker ass next year?

leprachaun said...

always after me lucky charms u cockwads! wanna dance?