Personally, I don't believe there are sufficient motivations out there to bash Commander Bunny for a variety of competing interests. I have my own pet theories about who may be gaming the system but I don't put a lot of stock in them. One of the more intriguing possibilities is whether it would be worthwhile for a government to play a role in manipulating Commander Bunny's image. I doubt it but can't rule it out. If you google it a bit, you'll find ample evidence that China employs sock puppets to control opinion about the Chinese communist party. But now we know too that they are not alone in this as the US Dept of Defense has apparently invested in some technology that makes it easier to create sock puppets and control them from a central place. The story appears to have been broke originally by the Guardian.
As for the various Commander Bunny bashers who have made it their life mission to trash him, I doubt any of them are compensated for their work. I think what we see there is mostly disgruntled former pirate radio operators hell bent on slandering CB.
What's your sock puppet theory, Mr. Sock Puppet?
80 comments:
i want my god damn paycheck. i work really hard slamming the bunny and i want fuckin compensation. i'm not no fuckin slave, dillholes. pay up or you can take this job and shove it!
Well I'm just jealous. Fucking bunny gets all the attention. Plus he's got these kick ass QSL packages that, with my limited income cause I live in my Momma's basement, I can't begin to match. I mean he's got it all. Great programs, that can be heard in Europe, south pacific and all over the world. He's got friends. I mean real friends, not the phony sock puppets I've invented, that agree with everything I post. He's got the fame I so desperately want. Shit I'm so jealous I'm going to have a hissy fit and stomp my feet. I can't on my best day, be as good as the bunny on his worst day. And for that I hate him.
Well I agree with Gregory Dale. I hate the bunny because Gregory hates the bunny. My CIA informant tells me Pigmeat hates the Bunny because Bruce is so insecure since Vicki left him for some handsome doctor with a big dick. He's convinced himself that Smolinski is a KGB Operative who is undermining Pirate Radio for the return of the Anunnaki, who will make him King when they come back to whack mankinds pee-pee. Every time Gregory posts something I splooge all over my keyboard and grunt mmmmmmmmmmmuahhhhhh, mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhh! Fucking bunny.
Both Gregory Dale and Guise are so correct. Everything they say are always so correct. Gregory is a fucking genius who has all you pleebs fooled by quoting Plato and
Rand, but he takes credit for it. Only one who was fooled with Pigmeat and he not only believes all our lies, he repeats them and swears he got the same story from "two sources that he trusts with his wife". OK so that didn't work out so good for him the last time he used that. Gregory Dale is a fookin genius but unlike the brilliant Guise, my sphincter muscle tightens up every time I see Gregory post some brilliant quip. Makes little drops of pee come out my woman pleaser. Why would Commander Bunny send an email to Gregory Dale admitting he uses sock puppets unless it was the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Just because Commander Bunny has never trusted Gregory Dale as far as he can throw him is no reason to think he wouldn't share his deepest most secret of secrets with him in an email. Its obvious, Gregory Dale is the smartest genius that pirate radio, no the world, has ever seen. And only me, Pigmeat and Guise recognize it and have circle jerks in his Mom's basement to celebrate. Gregory Dale would never stoop to using sock puppets then accuse someone else of using them, now would he?
I think what Guise, Gregory Dale and Radical said is pure unadulterated genius stuff. They are so smart. I want to be their trusted friend so bad that I'll shit on all the people who thought I was their friend in the past. I want people to think I know the inside scoop so bad, that I'll claim I saw an FCC van in my hometown, just so I can blame it on them. Even though they thought we were friends at the time. You stupid people aren't going to be smart enough to put that together and figure that out. It only matters what I say now. And I say Pat Murphy is an FCC Field agent who was somehow responsible for Katrina. I know its true because two people who I trust with my weed, told me so. Sure the truth is going to come out at some point and I'll be fucked, but hell by then all you will have forgotten what I did, and I'll just claim it was all a big misunderstanding and that they all lied about me. I really want to be the friend of who ever I think is winning at the time. The only sock puppets are people we accuse and float rumors about.
I think what Guise, Pigmeat and Radical said is pure unadulterated genius stuff. They are so smart. I want to be their trusted friend so bad that I'll shit on all the people who thought I was their friend in the past. I want people to think I know the inside scoop so bad, that I'll claim I saw an FCC van in my hometown, just so I can blame it on them. Even though they thought we were friends at the time. You stupid people aren't going to be smart enough to put that together and figure that out. It only matters what I say now. And I say Pat Murphy is an FCC Field agent who was somehow responsible for Katrina. I know its true because two people who I trust with my weed, told me so. Sure the truth is going to come out at some point and I'll be fucked, but hell by then all you will have forgotten what I did, and I'll just claim it was all a big misunderstanding and that they all lied about me. I really want to be the friend of who ever I think is winning at the time. The only sock puppets are people we accuse and float rumors about.
You cocksucking bastards! Why are you still referring to him as "The Poet" ?? Use his real name goddammit, it's GREGORY BROWN!! Can't you get it through your fuckin heads? Ever since he got BUSTED by the FCC there is no need to use his fake name any more! GREGORY GREGORY GREGORY! THATS HIS NAME! DAMMIT, he got himself BUSTED by his own stupidity! Gregory Brown of Lansing, MI, got himself BUSTED! The Poet refers to something that no longer exists!!!!
i'd sure love to rub me a rabbit's foot right about now. how about it, commander, can i jack your feet? pretty please?
Everytime I WHISPER IN YOUR REAR. It echoes back to me so near. I think of love once stuffed.
My favorite person is my sock
With just one look, you can tell
She is not a rock
She is the perfect example of a sock
She makes me know that I am her bitch
She loves me enough to give me a twitch
She lets me know when I am gay
She is the perfect example of a sock
She opens up the door to her pantry
To a weary one like thee
I hate when we are sent from the pantry
She is the perfect example of a sock
She hugs me when I'm feeling horny
That's why I love her parties
For her, the extra mile is a waste
Greg Brown is the DEVIL! He is Satan! He is pure evil and if you touch him, your finger will rot off your flesh. The foul stench he brings to pirate radio is unmistakable. Not even the Catholic church will attempt to send a exorcist to rid us of this satanic iniquitous, loathsome creature of the dark side we know as "Momma's basement" world.
Be clear on this point, Greg needs no Sock Puppets, as his evil is all encompassing, and permeates every crack and crevasse of the world.
Thaumaturge that he is, he has brought a stench of fear and evil to all who once enjoyed pirate radio. The Anti-Pirate has arrived. Its only a matter of time before he steals all the QSLs and proclaim himself "King" of all.
Guise, Radical, Syfr are only demons, he summons to do his bidding. Greg the King of darkness, the prince of prevarication rules from Lansing Michigan.
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
Let's fuck, toots.
All joking aside, the premise is haunting. What better way to cause the pirate radio community to collapse from within, than to attack from the inside (or appearing that way) and attack its most prominent and popular figure. The guy leading the attack claims to be a liberal, but what better cover? He was away from pirate radio for close to two decades, then suddenly he's back. Government plant? Makes more sense than any other idea I've heard to date. What better cover than to claim you are exactly opposite of what you in fact are? Plus the numerous covers Brown has established would be hilarious if he weren't accusing someone else of doing the exact same thing. Anyone reading the gag inducing Guise can see the same writing styles and syntax as Brown uses. Plus Brown got a "letter" not a visit. If the government was out to "get him" as he rants, they would have shut him down. Instead they provided him with what I'm sure is a well coordinated cover letter, to continue his destructive smear campaign against Pat Murphy, or if we are to believe Brown, Commander Bunny.
Personally I find it hilarious that anyone would spend the amount of time Brown has to rant against a fictional character, Commander Bunny. Only someone on the government payroll could spend that much time, pursuing something so pointless.
Nice post, really got me to thinking.
i wish the poet would quit trying to shove me up his butt. wtf?
u all sock!
Gregory is Babelfishing! In spite of his dropping out of High School in the 10th grade, he wants everyone to think he's "smart". Thus the Douglas Adams reference to Babelfishing. Sad thing is, no one has ever thought he was smart, not even his sock puppet friends Radical and Guise. Very sad when your alter-personalities don't like you either. My sock puppet theory is that Gregory, in a desperate attempt to make himself look smarter than he is, created these sock puppets to fortify his positions and posts and make it look like more than one person was against Commander Bunny. In the wake, he picked up some of the dumber ones, who by now have dropped off and abandoned the hobby for greener pastures. So its back to Gregory and his stable of sock puppets. I too find it funny that Gregory's whole rant is based on Commander Bunny's alleged *circumstantial* sock puppets. While a previous poster makes a good case for incompetence on the part of Gregory/Guise/Radical et al; its doubtful that government moneys are being used. Not ruled out but doubtful. I found it belly slapping funny when Gregory was making psychological profiles, when he barely got out of 9th grade middle school! Has been an entertaining side line, but I tire of these never ending cry's for attention from Gregory. Time to find another hobby.
Poet dropped out of High School? So all this quoting Plato and his long, winding rants is just bullshit? Haha funniest thing to come out of this mess.
Yep! Dropped out of the 10th grade. Had "emotional" problems due to a severe oedipus complex and self importance syndrome (a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior)to extreme measures. Gregory just wasn't cut out for classroom discipline and would cut in line at the lunch room and get his ass whipped on a regular basis. Ever since he has holed up in his Momma's basement, sending out commands to his sock puppet army and making everyone aware of his standing in the pirate community. His narcissistic personality is a mental disorder in which Gregory has an inflated sense of his own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism. Poet to a "T"! And I'm a Doctor. A real Doctor.
Doctor! Can you get this sock puppet outta ma' ass? Greg-ah-ree done poked his finger up my bum and is makin' me say hurtful things about nice people. Uh can't control myself and my bum is burning. Doctor, doctor, send me a cure, I got a bad case of puppet flu.
I agree with Guise, my ass hurts as much, if not more. Being a fictional character in Greg's narcissistic fantasy is taxing mentally and making my rear-end-raw. While I admire everything that Greg does, and adore his intellect, I do wish he'd put some KY on his hand before he inserts it up my ass!
i'm going to take an uphill piss and drench punk poet and pigfeet
then i am going to masturbate about it all over the internet in my blogs
afterwards i am going to take me a good sized dump uphill on evil elvis and he can make him a schit sammich and choke on it
cockwads!
You are a bad, bad midget sock.
Your all getting NALs, sockpuppets. Poet told us everything and we believe him. He told us who you are, where you live and the kind of media blogs you post in so we can learn all. Sorry kind folks, you lose, we win, deal with it.
If anyone here talks about my vagina on the radio i will double the fine on your NALs. Eat me!
Me thinkst (Shakespeare talk) that the positioning of this post has been too close to the truth, thus the lack of response from Gregory, ala his many sock puppet names, Guise, Radical, Syfr etc. Even the easily misled Corq has finally figured out its all a big ruse by Gregory and she's hanging over with her buddy Smolinski, who for some odd reason, she still believes. You see it was Smolinski who got Poet all wound up (and NRS) with the bullshit about CB/Murphy/Sock Puppets in the first place on #IRC chat. Smolinski started up the IRC so he could smear and slander Murphy. Murphy not knowing what a two faced liar Smolinski is, said YES when Smolinski asked if he could promote the IRC Chat on the FRN. That was the start of the downfall. Smolinski went into full attack mode on Murphy and the FRN so that when he put his HF Underground on, people would go to it. And for a while they did. Until they all figured out Smolinski, Brown, Easterly were not only no better than Murphy/FRN but actually worse, in that Smolinski shares location information about where the posters are located. If Smolinski knows the real name of a pirate, he'll create an account with that real name to fuck with the pirate. Real sneaky, downright evil. Anyone posting on HF Underground, thinking the information about where they are located or who they are is safe, is delusional. He checks daily on who is posting and from where and shares it with only a select group like Pigmeat, Brown, Easterly and they in turn share it with their friends. At least the FRN didn't share that info with anyone. What a shame, Smonlinski put a split right down the middle of pirate radio with his antics. Devious and evil.
nothing new here since this morning, asshats
be sure to check back later and report anything new you see
hehehehehahahahaha!
I hear a crying baby poet on 6925 maybe usb weak signal PLS QSL
PPKD & ABSC!
PPSBBC!!
Yeah, I'm with you Greg, nothing new here. I will check back mine, Commandante'! Seig Heil, oh, er, sorry, praise to Greg! You're the best buddy. Since High School when we built that station, and we were kings of pirate radio and no body fooked with us. Except the jocks. They always were calling us nerds and pulling my underpants up to squeeze my balls. Now look at them. Big houses, big cars, beautiful wives, and we, well, we're living in our Mom's basement, but we rule the internet. Let them try and fook with us here, huh?
I too have had a purview of the situation and must agree with Poet that there is nothing new here. Be about your business pleebs. Poet is the smartest, most incredible personality on the pirate scene. Next to Chris Smolinski who invented Pirate Radio, that is. We all know the story Chris has told many times, how he single handedly published the ACE until it was taken over by the evil forces of Murphy and his bunch, and then how Chris kept pirate radio alive with his innovative blackcatsystems website and then HF Underground. Between Chris and Poet, they have saved pirate radio and only we can save the newbies from them. Only our stories are the truth. How dare they point out that Greg dropped out of high school in the 10th grade. He has learning since then that is a Doctorate since dropping out. No one is counting that. And so what if Sheldon works for the Northwest Territory Government and uses government funds to carry out his pirate agenda. Who cares? The Bunny-Murphy coalition now has a challenge, because of Chris Smolinski and Greg Brown. Do we use Sock puppets and then accuse them of using them? Of course. The best defense is a good offense.
I just worry about the time when Greg comes face to face with Murphy. We know he was a U.S. Marine in Viet Nam, and that he has terminal cancer. One has to wonder, since he's going to die, who might he take with him? I just wonder what will happen to Greg? You can bet Greg is thinking about that, every waking moment. I know I am!
That would leave Smolinski in charge of running pirate radio. It will be as it was meant to be.
i wonder what will happen to greg too? hehehehehhehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!
About the time that Bunny and his Mosby/Beans cartel started to gather new synchophants on the FRN, I emailed one of the mod's there about the slandering of Chris and Fansome. The mod replied back that people on the FRN could do whatever they wanted.
Then Kracker showed up and made all kinds of threats that he was going to "beat my head in" and that I'd better tell him who Fansome was or else he was gonna come over to my house and beat me up and then beat up Fansome and Fansome's poor sick mother. It looked to me like Kracker was another one of CB's sock puppets just like Beans and Mosby. John knew who Fansome was all alone so I knew he wasn't a sock puppet. I called him on it because I hate to see anyone threatening to harm some poor old woman who lives in a trailer park.
But it was Beans or Mosby or Kracker who tipped off the FCC when I was transmitting. Then I knew that all of these people were CB and that he was a dirty snitch. Bill o rights even bragged all about tipping off the FCC to my broadcast on the FRN. Then I realized that Billo was also Kracker and Beans and Mosby, and possibly Mike Gaukin and Radio Bob, as well. The Gaukin witch hunt was the idea of Kracker and Beans who are actually the same person and designed to take the heat off CB and Mosby who were slandering Chris and Fansome at the time.
Oh, and Radio Bob wasn't the person who CB thought was Bob, that was just JTA being spoofed by one of Billo's other personas on the FRN, not to mention Pat Murphy and Brownyard.
I'm gonna drive my Shoprider Jimmie over to Pigmeat's house and clobber him good. Next stop will be Chris SSmolinski's house to clobber him and then a 2 week drive over to Lansing to clobber Gregory Dale Brown the Poet. Watch out when you hear my wheels approach, fellas. Where's my Geritol and prune juice? Where's the Metamucil? Anybody seen my slippers? Well???
No my redneck West Virginia hick friend, Pat Murphy is in fact, all of these people. He is Commander Bunny, Kracker, Mosby, Chris Smolinski, Beans, JTA, Radio Bob, anyone of note, over the past 30+ years. He was responsible for both the FRN and HF Underground. He was responsible for the last solar flare and Croc's all at the same time. Face it, Pat Murphy is the Alpha & Omega. You uneducated dolts won't understand that only those of us who dropped out of the 10th grade would comprehend the magnitude of his enormity! Its why we devote hours upon hours of posts and stories and information about him. There is nothing we can make up, that he hasn't done. Why do you think we cower in fear of him, 24/7? My entire blog is devoted to telling the story of Pat Murphy. As is my alter-ego, Gregory Dale Brown. We hate him and love him all in the same breath. Would I live a hundred lives, I could not accomplish a 10th of what Pat Murphy has done in Pirate Radio. I attack him because I want my name associated with him. I want someone, anyone to notice me, and the only way I can do that is to smear him, slander him, defame him. Were I to try to be noticed on my own, on my talents, NO ONE WOULD SEE ME. The only way I can get any attention is to, like a bacteria, attach myself to him. I saw on Commander Bunny's website and on other media outlets that Pat Murphy is a RADIO GOD! I humble myself in his shadow and lay prostate before his magnificence. Pat Murphy's pulchritude, radiance, resplendency makes me want to smear myself with dog poop and slam my hand in a big metal door. Pat Murphy is everywhere, and everything.
here piggie piggie piggie, here piggie piggie piggie. sooey! soo soo sooey! soooooooooooooooooooooooooey!
I am SO MAD at Southwest Airlines, they made me pay for TWO SEATS on the flight because they said I was OBESE!!! How dare they embarras me like that, I paid good money for that ticket and all i got was INSULTED! There were people giggling at me and I asked the flight atendent for help because i am big boned and was having trouble getting in to my seat, before i knew it they asked for my credit card and CHARGED ME for another seat, how terrible. I will never fly on Southwest AGAIN!!!
hey loafhead i wasn't calling for you. wrong soo soo sooey, fat ass. stupid monkey-girl!
Did you know I was the one who introduced Howard Stern to Robin Quivers? I am a Radio God.
BAAAAAH. BAAAAAAAAA! BAAAA. BAA. BAH. BAH!
PRAISE GOAT-MURPHY!
You assholes better quit filling up my inbox with all this Krackhead/Beans/Mosby/Murphy/Greeves crap! I'm warning you now STOP sending me all this bull shit. I left this hobby because it turned into a bunch of people who all theywanted to do was see there names in the logs and reveal peoples personal information. Who wants to see that? I dont care who the fuck turned poet into the fcc any more just leave me alone
Alex, take a leak and serve a drink!
P.S. My mommy said, she crapped me in the toilet.
Pat Murphy is GOD!
Here's another story. Remember when CB banned Radio Bob from pirate radio? It was about this time that John started posting more on the FRN. Suspicious, isn't it? I knew right away that John and CB were in on it all. In fact it was pretty clear to me then that all of them, CB, Billo, Radio Bob, John, John Cruzan, Mosby, Beans, Bob Smith, and the ghost of Winston Churchill were out to get me.
This really didn't start to get bad until CB created Kracker and started making threats against op's families. Remember when Starsky started keying up on other ops? Starsky was really CB and Kracker. I don't think there was a single user on the FRN after 2001 who wasn't CB. The whole board was nothing but CB. That's when I knew I was being watched. The voices in my head told me not to be paranoid but I knew that the whole FRN was nothing but CB. Everyone there except for me was CB! Then they started ganging up on me. Kracker was the worse of all. After the 2003 flap, Al Fansome was gone and CB created a new account called Al Fansome just to torment me.
Then Poet came back and started broadcasting and posting on the FRN. I wanted to warn him then that everyone else on the FRM except for me and him were CB, but I was really scared because they were watching me. All of them knew everything all about me, where I lived, what my real name was. Then CB invaded my dreams and he and Kracker and beans and Mosby and Bob Smith and A. J. Michaels and John Arthur all taunted me while I was asleep. I tried to stay awake for 4 days but that it worse. This is all because CB created the FRN to persecute me.
i'm coming to visit you on my rascal this weekend, piggie
watch it
To Pingmeat Martian:
Wow, you must have got ahold of some bad acid! You need to come down here to Vranesville, we got the killer shrooms that grow up outa the cow flops! They fuckin rule! You are trippin bad man, you should come over to the farm and hang out. I used to think they were watching me too. But I've been tripping balls now for three weeks and there aint no more shit in my head now.
No no no dumb shit!! Commander Bunny is a prophet, Pat Murphy is God. There is a pecking order. CB passes down the law, dictated by Pat Murphy, God. Get it straight or we'll turn up the volume on the voices in your head. Funny, I had a wife who had voices screaming at her, but now she just sits and stare's out the window with a great big glop of drool hanging from the left side of her mouth.My voices tell me mean things that the Lord God Murphy has done to little insects, and ask me 'why don't you do it too"??? Then they tell me to go to Lansing and watch his house. Just sit there and watch. We're watching you right now. Look out the window. The front window stupid. Do you see us watching you? hahahaha? If you keep calling 911, they'll stop believing you. Don't you know? That same housecoat, day in , day out.
Did you see how he looked nervously around, when he took the trash out the back door? He's freaked out! That stupid housecoat is older than most of the people reading this shit. Somebody do it!! Do it for the children! Do you want to leave the future to someone who abuses the here and now? Do it for the future! One day you're in the here and now, then suddenly, its the future!
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
YOU CAN RUN......BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
Ever since Smolinski set up Guise Faux, I've been fooling everyone~ Fucking bunny doesn't know what hit him. I can finally put anything I want on a blog built by the biggest bunny-hater there is. Chris tells me secrets about his shitty marriage, and what a bitch she is. I told him he could come live here in my Mom's basement but he said he'd have to ask for permission from his wife. Chris is the coolest person ever. I was so sad when Fnasome died. I cried and cried that he wouldn't be around anymore. Pigmeat has done a lot to fill the void. He comes by and rubs my feet, then tells me how pretty my hair is. Pigmeat has soft hands. He's coming by this weekend and we're going to go see if the FCC followed up on the leads we provided for them. If I get busted, then everyone should be busted too. Only fair.
I'm certain that one of my neighbors is a Sun God. Every morning, just about sunrise, he comes out of his house and spits on the driveway. Then suddenly the sun comes up. I know its only circumstantial but I'm positive that he's the Sun God Ra. My 10th grade education has given me insight into how these things work.
Gotta go now, my head aches. I'm going to take a ball-peen hammer and beat myself on the temple, until the pain comes out. I saw somewhere online (so it must be true) that the people of New Zealand do that to rid themselves of headaches. If it works for New Zealand it has to work for Michigan, right?
Now my mother is screaming down the basement steps for me to "clean up your mess" again. I wish she would die so I can inherit the house and do what I want to do. She threatened to "turn off that damn computer" if I didn't clean up the mess but so far she hasn't followed through and done anything. I don't know why she's so mean to me. Doesn't she know who I am?
My theory? Don't know about all this other stuff on here, but I honestly believe that all of this is Commander Bunny himself. How many times has he jerked your chain on the FRN? He's been pulling monumental spoofs as far back as I can remember (1970's) I have not doubt that CB is Guise Faux. Poet? Just an idiot for falling for all this stuff. What a Maroon! All those posts on HF Underground most certainly are coming from the same place. I'm sure CB is sitting back laughing his ass off at all of this. Still haven't figured out the Pigmeat thing. But I'm sure we'll all learn that it was part of the gag. There might be one or two basher's that aren't in on the scam, but I'm fairly positive that all this has been staged and that Commander Bunny has been pulling our chains over the whole thing. Its why I love pirate radio. What a ball.
the bunny is hopping on over to visit you this weekend, piggie. i'll be there first thing Sunday morning in my bunny suit. see you then.
shove a sock in it, lagomorph!
go piggie go! rah! rah! rah!
I dont know why you all are bashing Pat Murphy. He is a radio legend!
Got the Rascal charged up for Sunday morning. I'll be sure to visit all of you real soon. Soon as I can get there on that thing, that is. It's not very fast but it'll get you there. Just takes a little time is all. Be patient.
He's not a "Legend" he's a Radio GOD! Know the difference, dumb shit!
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Where's the beef?
Pat Murphy is a radio GOD! Won't you get down on your knees and praise HIM. Rejoice in the glory of the Murphy one. PRAISE GOD-MURPHY!
i can't wait to see you sunday, piggo. the rascal has a full tank of charge in it. i'll be there to see you real soon. i'll be the one dressed in black scootering up your front walk with the numchucks and throwing stars. i also carry a butterfly knife in my back pocket. i'm pretty quick for 83 so watch it.
Amen sister! Pat Murphy is GOD! praise be to Murphy! The devil has set forth his demons (Poet, Smolinski, Lex, Syfr, Fansome, Corq) to do his evil will. God Murphy will save us all from the darkness of Poet! Praise be to God Murphy!
i want to get nekkid with corq. she is so hot. where's my little blue pills? here corqie corqie. sooey! soo soo sooooooooooooooooooey!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I AM GONNA SUE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
i'm driving the rascal your direction after i get through with piggo. then i am going to beat you up and run you over, alex. jump!
OINK OINK GRUNT GRUNT CLUCK CLUCK OINK GRUNT CLUCK!!
WEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must say, Bunny looks really nice to me now. I just got my thorazine from the nice lady in the white uniform, oh boy, i want to plook her. I think those voices in my head are gone now, thanks to the pils. You need to go after the bunny, he was foing to attack me in my head but nurse Judy gave me a soda and now I am not so angry.
Who put the benzedrine in rabbit murphy's ovaltine and who put the nembutal in faux smolinski's overalls?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You better watch out
You better not hide
gonna find out
who's nasty and snide
Murphy-God is coming to town!
He's know's when you've been ugly
He know's when you've been bad
He knows when you are creeping round
so get used to that bullet soundddddd
Murphy-God is coming to townnnnnn!
Just wanted you to know I left the house about 3:30 AM and should be cruising up your front walk by about 7 this evening, give or take. I'll check back here again in a few hours when I get a better reception spot on my smartphone. I'd better hit the send button before I lose this connection. See you tonight, Piggie.
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I don't think Pigmeat is such a bad guy. He told me all about AJ's Pirate party and how Kracker would be there. It's not like I bragged about it to more than 20 or 30 people. Everyone you should trust Pigmeat, he can really keep a secret and so can I.
Sorry I'm running a little late there, Piggie. I'm only 13 miles away now. I was caught up in a traffic jam over by the senior center. I estimate I should get there in about three more hours. Be ready.
The god damn battery died on the Shoprider Jimmie died last night. Had to stop off at a motel and charge it all night. Just had me a big breakfast over at the motel diner and will start heading your way after The Price Is Right. Us old people really like that show so bear with me, Piggie. Just be home when I roll up there this afternoon. I mean business.
Oh fudge, I took a wrong turn on the Jimmie and got myself lost. Do you think you could try to find me so I can go ninja on you. Just start looking in a 20 mile or so radius. You can't miss me. I'm an elderly man dressed in a black ninja outfit sitting on a red colored Jimmie with a grey seat. Try not to take too long so I can beat you up before my bedtime. Don't be late or I'll toss a throwing star your way and swing my numchucks like a madman.
put a sock in it already grandpa! jesus h. christ would shut the fuck uup already? what are u on drugs?
Very funny, Mikey. You're not fooling anybody. I know it is all you. Give it up.
I am not a sock!
I am not a pigmaet!
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