Thursday, July 26, 2012

Punk Poetry (jta tells it like it is)


Jta of Belfast fame
told us today that John Poet is lame.

The crying babe on 6925

Through all the crackle and noise, said he,
Poet is whining about the FCC.

"Murphy's a snitch and that isn't funny,
I was turned in by that fuckin' bunny."

He says he has friends but his head's full of rocks,
his blogs are all full of trolls and socks.

He whines like a girl and quickly calls "snitch,"
he thinks he is king but he's really a bitch.

Beware of the baby from Lansing named Greg,
he'll poop in your hat and pee on your leg.

33 comments:

Pluto (not the dog stupid) said...

Be careful with those accusations. The Catholic Church carried out a "cleansing" of sorts during the 15th century, call the "Inquisition" to weed out "Blasphemers" such as Gregory. One would hate to think that poor, sensitive little "Momma's boy" Gregory would have to be subjected to the intense torture that the "Church" carried out on heathens back then. Imagine the pain of being forced to "eat your own words" and having to go out, from the basement and "get a job" to support his Momma? Oh the horror of it all. I can only pray to Murphy-God that he keeps the Inquisition away from Lansing. That basement is getting smaller and smaller now isn't it Gregory? Every time you throw out a lie, made up gossip and more unfounded rumors, they come back to you twenty-fold. When will he learn? When will he realize that Man...is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and a fortunate nature, and then of all animals he becomes the most divine and most civilized; but if he be insufficiently or ill- educated he is the most savage of earthly creatures.

Get that GED Gregory and bring yourself out of mire, the filth and slime. We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

Plato (not Pluto) (for Christ sake) said...

Hey stop stealing my stuff! First Gregory steals my stuff now you f***** Murphy/God/Jerry/Springer/Maury/Wilkos f******s have ruined what used to be a fun hobby.

Plato (not Pluto) (for Christ sake)(grow up) said...

Who you calling a thief? F****rs have ruined what used to be a fun hobby with your finger pointing, name calling and truth. Oh yeah, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Self-righteous philosopher, think your words are unstealable. F*** you! If I can copy-n-paste like Gregory can, I can claim they were my words. So F**k you.

ronin said...

i really love the title of that poetry book of yours. it has one of my favorite words in it which is the word foot. speaking of which, do any of the boys here need a foot rub? i would ask you concubine jones, but i am more into men's feet unless yours are on the nasty side and stink bad. in that case i might consider and i can pretend it's pope poet's or a chicken's feet. oh fudge i just jizzed in my underpants. anybody have a towel or a spare sock?

Anonymous said...

concubine jones. we want you. we see who you really are.

Bubba the love enigma said...

Chris Smolinski. Come out, come out, wherever you are. You started all this shit. You wanted credit more than anything else. Take credit, you created a real mess.

Anonymous said...

chris ain't the only one who started this mess. takes more than one to fight this idiot pirate war. it's fucked up on BOTH SIDES and i am SICK OF IT! so are quite a few other pirate dxers i know. screw the pirate radio hobby if it's gonna be like this. you ALL ruined it motherfuckers! BOTH SIDES DID IT! too wimpy to fight in oerson so you type bullshit at each other on the internet. you bunch of wimp-ass keyboard junkies who couldn't fight their ways out of a wet paper bag. you wouldn't last a day in these parts, you punk-ass pussies!

sockwad said...

take a valium and shove a sock in it, asshole! STFU!

fuckin sockwad!

Marionette said...

PPKD!

Hyena said...

Muahahahahahahahehehehehehohohohohohehehahaha!

Anonymous said...

i'd sure love it if commander bunny would knock on poet's door and punch poet's face real hard as soon as he answered. now THAT would be funny. you rabbit-punch that punk's face really good for us, rabbit. go rabbit go! do it! do it! rah! rah! rah!

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt Commander Bunny wants "Pussy-Juice" all over his hands from punching Pussy-Poet in the face. Now he'll cry he's being "stalked" and "threatened" and wah-wah-wah-wah. All his sock puppets will agree, "The Radical", "Guise Fag" and a couple others. What a pussy.

Anonymous said...

i don't mind pussy juice on my hands. let me do the job. lol!

ronin said...

now fellas, relax..... how about a nice soothing footrub, huh? anybody have chicken looking feet? please?

Willam Shitnar said...

What do you mean Poet'll cry. He's already been doing that for over a year now. Too funny!

Scotty can you beam me up now? No intelligent life here.

lost in space robot said...

this does not compute.

danger will robinson!

Famouse Anus said...

I just farted

John Poet said...

Stop picking on me with your fifth grade humor and threats. I will expose all of you. I have emails and other things on you I can make up, I mean come up with, so you had best agree with me and my socks.

Someone have a spare tissue out there? I think I feel another cry coming on. Oh shit, here I go again. You are all big meanies. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous said...

i got a used tissue i'll give you punk poet. just wiped my ass with it too. cockwad bitch!

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE ALL GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brother Poindexter said...

Please stop making fun of Poet. You folks are very cruel and unfair to this fellow radio person. Why don't you reach out a hand of friendship instead of bickering. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves and should pray for forgiveness from the almighty Yahweh himself. Please love one another and show unity. Fuck you!

Prophet Bunny said...

We do not worship our Yahweh. We worship a newly revealed deity, RADIO GOD MURPHY! He is all powerful, and apparently has Poet scared shitless! Poet can't stop praising Murphy's power and claims Murphy is the reason he's stuck in his Momma's basement, calling Ronin to come jack his feet! Poet and all his sock puppets (funny how he outraged someone else uses them but its ok for him to do it) live in fear of God-Murphy! Take your Yahweh and be gone sad monkey. God-Murphy lives! He strikes down the pathetic basement monkeys who can only strike out from their Momma's basement with a keyboard. Our God, "God-Murphy" is all powerful and keeps the pathetic of the species cowering in fear in their Momma's basement. All my sock puppets agree ok?

The Radical Pussy said...

Yes,God Murphy is all powerful. He's got me hiding in my Momma's basement, stroking Ronin's toes!

Pigshit said...

Oh me too, I agree, I'm scared shitless and I heard 4th and 5th hand that its all true. So it must be. Plus I used to be a friend of everyone, till I stabbed them in the back. And that Kracker wanted to fight me until he saw that I only had one tooth and lived in a trailer park. Keep me in full sight. I'll stab ya in the back at the drop of a rumor or gossip. I'm a bad West Virginia asshole!

Guise Fag said...

Oh yes, count me in too. I live in fear that everyone will discover that Poet, Corq and Smolinski are me! I know that GOd-Murphy will destroy me at some point and expose my arrogance, because of my lack of education. I quote Plato but only from a book. That God-Murphy has me in my Momma's basement too!

Irony be thy name said...

you're just a sock puppet like Poet/Radical/Guise etc, etc..... you ain't fooling nobody. So far the irony and hypocrisy of him pointing a finger over sock puppets hasn't hit him. So far. But when Gregory does, one can only hope he'll flutter about in righteous indignation, over his own transgressions, as he has others.

Bruce said...

So you think Gregory will have an epiphany? Not likely. If only his Daddy would get him a job so he would stop splattering his hate and mental illness all over the internet. Gregory Dale Brown, Troll be thy name and shame is your fame. Everyone knows you are "The Radical" and "Guise Faux" so stop playing the stupid game. You aren't fooling anyone. Every, and I do mean EVERYONE is laughing AT you. Oh, and Pigmeat, if you ever meet me, you make sure your Insurance is paid. I won't change my mind. Fucking little two faced back stabbing scum bag. Eat shit and die.

Apehumanmonkeyboyeducator said...

Pigmeat? Ha! He had a portrait done, but didn't know which face to have facing the wall. what a piece of shit. Anyone trusting Pigshit deserves what they get.

Vicki said...

You try living with Pigmeat. What a liar and piece of shit. You think he's two faced with you. Try living with him. I can tell you firsthand what a liar he is. Wouldn't work to support his family and left me with the bills.

Pigmeat said...

Stop picking on me. So what if I stabbed and old friend in the back and shit all over my high school sweetheart. I love and believe Smolinski more than any of those other people. He created HF underground because he didn't like the way Murphy was running it, and then carried out a wonderful smear campaign to discredit him. Then to add icing to the cake, I stuck a knife in Murphy's back and wiggled it around for my hero Chris.

I'm the one who turned in my new friend Gregory to the FCC, then blamed Murphy.

Hey I'm a fair weather friend, what the fuck do you want? As soon as it looks like Gregory is going down the tubes, I'll come back and claim it was all a big misunderstanding and blame Gregory for using his sock puppets, The Radical, Guise Faux, Syfr and a couple others.

I'm all you guys friend. No really, I am . TRUST ME! Tell me all your secrets so I can share them with all the people stupid enough to believe me. I am Pigmeat, hear me bore.

Pigmeat (the real one)(assholes) said...

Hey come on, I'm the real Pigmeat! You guys know me. I show up at AJ's drink beer and tell you stories about Radio Animal (Boomer to me and his close friends) and all the inside shit on Murphy. Who ever is posting on HF Underground isn't me. Its one of Poets sock puppets posting as me. I'm just a dumb hillbilly from Nitro High School who can't figure out how to stop him from stealing my identity. Come on guys I'm not the bad guy in all this. Murphy is the bad guy. He's turned in every single pirate operator in America and Canada. I know its true, I heard it 3rd and 4th hand from a guy, who knows a guy, who knew a guy, who stabbed another guy in the back, who knew Murphy, and Murphy admitted to him that it was true. How can you fight that? Huh? Well come on mutherfuckers. Next time I won't just avoid Kracker, I'll tell everyone I'm going to kick Krackers ass then not show up at AJ's and claim it was all Murphys fault. What? Has Murphy ever done anything to me? Well no, but it thought about it and that should be reason enough to talk behind his back and buddy up to my best friend Smolinski. Fucking Kracker. I got your number buddy and next time, you're mine. I'll dance with you and make you do the dip muthafucker.

Nitro Ned said...

I heard from a guy who should really know, who went to Nitro High School that Bruce jerks off in public! I heard it from a guy who I trust, really trust, so IT MUST BE TRUE. Pigmeat is a pedophile! Must be true heard it from a guy who lives in West Virginia. Gotta trust anyone who knows for a fact, that this is true shit.

Anonymous said...

I heard it from a guy who went to High School with Pigmeat in Nitro that he's been stabbing his so called "friends" in the back, since elementary school. The guy makes friends with you face to face, then goes around talking shit about you to other people. Long history of doing this. Whats so funny is that you pirate people are just catching on.