Punk Poetry (jta tells it like it is)

Jta of Belfast fame

told us today that John Poet is lame.

The crying babe on 6925

is there again, broadcasting live.

Through all the crackle and noise, said he,

Poet is whining about the FCC.

"Murphy's a snitch and that isn't funny,

I was turned in by that fuckin' bunny."

He says he has friends but his head's full of rocks,

his blogs are all full of trolls and socks.

He whines like a girl and quickly calls "snitch,"

he thinks he is king but he's really a bitch.

Beware of the baby from Lansing named Greg,

he'll poop in your hat and pee on your leg.

Survival Bars

(Thanks to my good friend t for this.) Hey, in case anyone wants it, here's the base recipe for survival bars. add dried fruit, etc. (nuts can go rancid):  4 cups enriched flour, 2 cups vegetable shortening, 2 cups sugar, 1 cup honey, 1 cup cornstarch, 4 tbls vanilla extract. mix, spread on cookie sheet, bake 25 min at 350F. when cooled, divide into 20 bars and vaccum-seal. each bar will have abt 400 calories; shelf-life around 5 years.

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