Creepy DX

Commander Bunny invades my dreams, its bad enough he ruined what used to be good hobby of pirate radio listening but this is gone too far!!! Now I cant even take a nap without the bad rodent and his Mosby/Beans/Krackhead/Bob Snith/Winston socks haunting me. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Halloween Pirates!

 Radio Al Fansome says "Boo!"

It's only September, but it's never too early to start thinking about Halloween on the shortwave pirate radio bands! This is the best time of the year to be listening. All kinds of strange, creepy, and entertaining programming happens around Halloween. It's probably the biggest holiday of the year for shortwave pirates.

Here is a list of some of my favorite shortwave pirate stations that should be active this year. Happy DXing!

Radio Al Fansome -- Al Fansone reads the celebrity obituaries from the past year using a backing track of spooky music from old Disneyland Records. Always entertaining! This station's gotten even better since Al himself entered the great beyond. (QSLs for reports to the Intercourse, PA maildrop)

The Crystal Submarine -- John Zombie Poet, Zombie Radical, and their zombie crew play songs by the Doors in reverse, extol the virtues of Karl "Groucho" Marx, Vlad "The Impaler" Lenin, and Joe "The Butcher" Stalin. Creepy classic rock music by noted bands of the seventies. This is the first pirate to broadcast from a sunken ship! Their motto is: "If you live in a crystal ship, you shouldn't throw rocks!" (sends E-QSLs only in exchange for your name, IP address, real address, and credit card number. However, if you're nice to them on www.tcsshortwave.com, you might get a blow job from the site's operator.)

Dead Bunny -- Bootleggers from the ham radio bands send nasty SSTV images on top of other stations all weekend long between 6900 and 6980 KHz in an attempt to troll Commander Bunny. Last year we were highly entertained with rabbit butchering tips, Thumper from Disney with an arrow through his head, and a truly creepy image of a bunny in a blender. (They are not known to QSL.)

KABR "Artie Bigley Radio" -- North America's favorite shortwave pirate troublemaker dishes out the dirt on all the pirates he's stalked over the past few years in this exciting and eye-opening talk show. The fact that Artie is batshit insane goes well with the halloween theme, as does the fact that he only broadcasts on October 31 in lower side band! (Columbus)

Voice of the Trolls -- Sped-up and speech-altered dialogue between trolls commenting on the posts on Guy Faux's blog are a feature of this station. (Beware, some have reported that they QSL by sending a bag of shit to you.)

WFRN -- The rotting corpse of pirate radio fan sites usually appears around 6925 KHz with a warbly, variable signal. They feature novelty Halloween music from the likes of John Arthur and the Bog Bodies. Also featured are call-outs to listeners who long ago abandoned the scene, tips for turning your Windows 95 machine into a pirate radio listening outpost, and the creative use of sock puppets. Hosted by Bob Smith, Thumper, Beans, lovemyradios, and Mosby. (Belfast)

Voice of the Unbelievable Catastrophe -- This one is really fun! The Maharishi eats a bag of shrooms, steals a nuke and drops it on the Middle East as punishment for sentencing pot smokers to death in Saudi Arabia. As if this weren't enough, the Maharishi flies back to North America on a magic carpet and drops a truckload of camel dung on Pigmeat Martin! Reefer music and fake public service announcements featuring in-jokes about shortwave pirates and SWL Winterfest personalities make this one a must-hear! (Mount Kisco)

Slopbucket Celebrity Deathmatch Radio -- Got a tip-off that this year Fred "Booze and demerol" Roll WW4D and Karol "Radio Canada" Madera VE7KFM are scheduled to beat the living shit out of each other live on 43 meters! Be on the listen for surprise appearances from other sideband boogeymen. The referee for this year's deathmatch will be none other than FCC vixen Laura Smith. (QSLs have been received from Industrie Canada)

WBST Busted Radio -- Formerly known as "The Beast," this interesting station is notable for playing death metal using a powerful mobile rig in a van while parked in the driveway of recently busted pirates! This year broadcasting from Lansing, Michigan. (Washington, DC)

What are your favorites? Join us in the comments for more fun!

Sources of the madness

What's going on in radio? Can you triangulate radio transmitter sources? Larry King said 3 to Craig Ferguson last night when I felt 3 muscle twinges in my leg. That's not nerve damage, that's remote control either through a computer controlled secret implant from Commander Bunny in 2005, or a radio wave weapon. Who the hell in this government is messing with my mind? I need to get out of wonderland. Did you know Louis Carol was a child pornographer and Alice is a symbol of a enslaved girl being drugged and rapped. Minnesota has a lot of human trafficking according to MSNBC, and one of the most advanced brain research labs in the nation. They're making child sex slave cyborgs here. I think this is hell.

Wiping my ass with my Crystal Ship QSL

What in the hell is going on with the poet? He quit responding to all the emails I sent after his last broadcast. Someone said that he got busted and that he was off shortwave! I can't listen anymore or surf the internet except for weekends, because of other stuff going on, but I was interested in what Poet was up to. I enjoyed his classic rock shows in 6875 back a couple of years ago!!!

Looks like he's been doing some bad dope, he is all fucked up in the head!!!!! He has a blog, just like my blog here where we tell the truth about Commander Bunny and all the damage he has done to what was such a fun hobby but is now full of sock puppets like Mosby, beans, Joe Smith, Chris Smolinski and Krackhead. His blog is all full of obsessive shit about Commander Bunny who is also the same as beans/Mosby/Winston/etc. So why is Poet obsessed about emails about this shit??? I think he's lost his mind. This used to be a fun hobby until it was overrun by Fansome etc.

Poet you are fucked up! No wonder theres no fun in this hobby any more ;(

"Pope Poet" is a delusional monkey spanker!

John Poet, former pirate radio operator, now delusional monkey spanker

There's a sourpuss out there who used to be on the shortwave pirate bands. His name is "John Poet," and since he got a letter from the FCC in 2011 for broadcasting on the funny bands, he has gone completely insane.

Check this out:

The Crystal Ship or 'TCS' is a former North American shortwave pirate radio station, founded in 1982, reactivated in 2004, betrayed and busted in 2011. Now known as the TCS Shortwave Relay Network, with shows broadcast by other pirate radio operators. 'The Poet' and 'The Radical' program left-leaning political opinion, and specialize in music from the '60s, '70s and '80s.

If this is really what "The Crystal Ship" is about, then why in the world does he fill up page after page on his blog with meaningless drivel and rants about Commander Bunny? This has nothing at all to do with "left leaning political opinion" or "music from the '60s, '70s and '80s."

On the other hand, the piles and piles of raw sewage he spews on his blog more accurately depicts someone who has lost his fucking mind!

And, they call Alex Vranes insane.

Well, hairball, it isn't over. I'm not done with you yet, but the dish is just about cold enough to be served now. However, I'll be indulgent and play your game for just a minute: if we judge the matter of "winning" the pirate war on the basis of, who has been busted by the FCC, and who hasn't, well, then obviously you've "won" that one. Congratulations. I'm sure you're proud of what you've accomplished.

Of course Commander Vole won. Isn't it obvious? You fell for his trap hook, line and sinker. He gets off on all your meaningless childish prattle! And you still think he turned you in to the FCC? Again, it's obvious that John Poet, who obviously has so few brain cells left that he can't take responsibility for getting himself busted by broadcasting regularly in his own house, for hours at at time, on a predictable schedule, and who sent out e-mails to a large list before firing up transmitters?

Commander "Bunny" exposed -- Dirty rodent masquerading as a rabbit is nothing but a vole

Commander Bunny exposed!
He's not a rabbit at all, but a dirty little vole!

Commander "Bunny" is a pirate radio operator, self-proclaimed issuer of "The Best QSL Packages in Pirate Radio ever," and vicious attacker of defenseless pirate radio listeners such as Alex Vranes, Jr.

This horrible rodent is a well documented stalker and blight on the pirate radio community. Years of abuse and unfunny radio programs have reduced shortwave pirate radio to a smoking crater now only inhabited by little boys with an mp3 player and amplifier they bought off eBay.

Commander "Bunny" reportedly will appear in a video documentary on pirate radio to be aired at the 2013 Shortwave Listeners Winter Festival in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. We have obtained screen shots from this video and are exposing Commander "Bunny" for the dirty little rodent he is.

Note that Commander "Bunny" is not even a rabbit! He is a vole, a rodent that is generally considered to be a pest and target of extermination and removal!

Commander "Bunny" exposed in pirate radio documentary!

More lies from Commander Bunny Krackhead on shortwave

My new self portrait
copyright 2012 alex vranes

That bad bunny sockpuppet has been lying about me on shortwave radio again!! I heard it on 6950 last night, he said I was in jail and gone insane. These are all lies and is typical behavior for the rodent and all his blowing league krackheads!!!

I am not in jail, that was a lie posted by some sock puppet ;) Why the hell can't these people do something construictive instead of attacking pirate listeners on the internet?

Jerry

You know Jerry, they better be careful, Jerry, they may get a visit, Jerry, and they'll be getting a Pepsi, Jerry. Jerry, you know? They need to get off this frequency, Jerry, they will not like it, Jerry, if they don't get off this frequency, Jerry.

HEY DAD I'M IN JAIL DAD HELLO DAD I'M IN JAIL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Regardless of public perception, trolls ultimately know someone somewhere is going to be hurt/crying/sad over what they said, they feed on the meta-tears of would be butthurts, they laugh themselves to sleeps like jackals in the bush." -- Alex Brains

It's all Kracker's Fault

My Hero

Pat/Jerry and whatever the f**ever he tries to pass himself off as w/his sockpuppets tried to drag my my personal life (even though he f**ed that up, since he just copied newspaper/piggy-police reports into what was left of the hobby, and we all know how offbase they are) into the hobby is just part of what f**ked what was left of pirate radio. He f***d that up by not looking into what the really facts are, yet peoples' personal life has nothing to do w/logging stations. I will no longer have anything to do w/what is left of pirate radio, but I will suggest that anyone that truly cares about what is left of it ignores Pat/Jerry/Bunny/Beans/Thumper/Kracker and all the sockpuppets and thier so-called stations and sockpuppet loggings. Peoples' personal lives have nothing to do w/hobbies, but Pat/Jerry/Beans/Thumper and his lackey Krackhead insist on bringing outside garbage into what was left of the hobby.

Typical of what's left of pirate radio. Pat/Jerry/Beans/et al ad nauseum spends all of his time railing against those who would truly promote the hobby, instead of transmitting truly original programming. Garbage.
Again, for those who might be a little slow on the uptake, look at what Murphy is doing to what is left of the hobby by bringing personal information about listeners into loggings. Again, this is garbage, and anyone who promotes this is garbage.

The True Story

Maryland troopers prevent fleeing suspect from jumping off bridge

FREDERICK, Md. — A chase that began Saturday morning in Frederick County continued through three states before Maryland State Police troopers stopped the driver from jumping off a bridge, according to a press release from Maryland State Police in Frederick.

“He wouldn’t have made it,” Cpl. R. Bosley said of Alexander Vranes, 53, of Harpers Ferry, W.Va. The fall would have been 80 feet or more into about 3 feet of water strewn with rocks, she said.

Vranes was taken into custody at the end of the chase, which began at 8:25 a.m. when a Frederick County Sheriff’s Department deputy attempted to stop a Mazda Protege with stolen tags, police said. The tags had been reported stolen in Charles Town, W.Va., police said.

Vranes did not stop and fled on New Design Road in Frederick, then onto Elmer Derr Road and Ballenger Creek Pike, where troopers joined the chase, police said.

Trooper 1st Class H. Leggett put out stop sticks at the intersection of Ballenger Creek Pike and Mountville Road, but the car swerved around them and onto Mountville Road, police said. At U.S. 15 and Mountville Road, Trooper First Class R. North tried to use stop sticks, but the car avoided them and continued on Mountville Road and onto U.S. 340, police said.

At U.S. 340 and Catholic Church Road, the car again avoided stop sticks and continued west into Washington County. The car continued into Virginia and the Trooper 3 helicopter joined the pursuit, police said.

Troopers followed the car onto Va. 671, then onto Sagle Road and into Jefferson County, W.Va., on W.Va. 9, police said.

At a bridge spanning the Shenandoah River, Vranes stopped the car, got out and ran toward the bridge, police said. Vranes was trying to jump off the bridge when Trooper First Class J. Hite got hold of him along with North and Leggett, Cpl. R. Bosley said.

Vranes was undergoing a medical evaluation, Bosley said.

Pirate DXer Challenge: Guess the cause of my insanity

I am fucking insane. Can you help me find the cause? The doctors gave me this scorecard, but I forgot my number.