Creepy DX

Commander Bunny invades my dreams, its bad enough he ruined what used to be good hobby of pirate radio listening but this is gone too far!!! Now I cant even take a nap without the bad rodent and his Mosby/Beans/Krackhead/Bob Snith/Winston socks haunting me. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Young poet in training

John Poet is full of beans!

Before he turned into a whining crybaby, John Poet was full of beans and ready for fighting the Evil Bunny on the Intarwebs. Photo courtesy the Lansing Elementary School archives.

"Pope Poet" is a delusional monkey spanker!

John Poet, former pirate radio operator, now delusional monkey spanker

There's a sourpuss out there who used to be on the shortwave pirate bands. His name is "John Poet," and since he got a letter from the FCC in 2011 for broadcasting on the funny bands, he has gone completely insane.

Check this out:

The Crystal Ship or 'TCS' is a former North American shortwave pirate radio station, founded in 1982, reactivated in 2004, betrayed and busted in 2011. Now known as the TCS Shortwave Relay Network, with shows broadcast by other pirate radio operators. 'The Poet' and 'The Radical' program left-leaning political opinion, and specialize in music from the '60s, '70s and '80s.

If this is really what "The Crystal Ship" is about, then why in the world does he fill up page after page on his blog with meaningless drivel and rants about Commander Bunny? This has nothing at all to do with "left leaning political opinion" or "music from the '60s, '70s and '80s."

On the other hand, the piles and piles of raw sewage he spews on his blog more accurately depicts someone who has lost his fucking mind!

And, they call Alex Vranes insane.

Well, hairball, it isn't over. I'm not done with you yet, but the dish is just about cold enough to be served now. However, I'll be indulgent and play your game for just a minute: if we judge the matter of "winning" the pirate war on the basis of, who has been busted by the FCC, and who hasn't, well, then obviously you've "won" that one. Congratulations. I'm sure you're proud of what you've accomplished.

Of course Commander Vole won. Isn't it obvious? You fell for his trap hook, line and sinker. He gets off on all your meaningless childish prattle! And you still think he turned you in to the FCC? Again, it's obvious that John Poet, who obviously has so few brain cells left that he can't take responsibility for getting himself busted by broadcasting regularly in his own house, for hours at at time, on a predictable schedule, and who sent out e-mails to a large list before firing up transmitters?

Commander "Bunny" exposed -- Dirty rodent masquerading as a rabbit is nothing but a vole

Commander Bunny exposed!
He's not a rabbit at all, but a dirty little vole!

Commander "Bunny" is a pirate radio operator, self-proclaimed issuer of "The Best QSL Packages in Pirate Radio ever," and vicious attacker of defenseless pirate radio listeners such as Alex Vranes, Jr.

This horrible rodent is a well documented stalker and blight on the pirate radio community. Years of abuse and unfunny radio programs have reduced shortwave pirate radio to a smoking crater now only inhabited by little boys with an mp3 player and amplifier they bought off eBay.

Commander "Bunny" reportedly will appear in a video documentary on pirate radio to be aired at the 2013 Shortwave Listeners Winter Festival in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. We have obtained screen shots from this video and are exposing Commander "Bunny" for the dirty little rodent he is.

Note that Commander "Bunny" is not even a rabbit! He is a vole, a rodent that is generally considered to be a pest and target of extermination and removal!

Commander "Bunny" exposed in pirate radio documentary!

Survival Bars

(Thanks to my good friend t for this.) Hey, in case anyone wants it, here's the base recipe for survival bars. add dried fruit, etc. (nuts can go rancid):  4 cups enriched flour, 2 cups vegetable shortening, 2 cups sugar, 1 cup honey, 1 cup cornstarch, 4 tbls vanilla extract. mix, spread on cookie sheet, bake 25 min at 350F. when cooled, divide into 20 bars and vaccum-seal. each bar will have abt 400 calories; shelf-life around 5 years.

Funny cry babies!

Alex is in jail this week so he's asked me to keep an eye on things here on his internet home. The comments have been very interesting! I think most of them are fake, though.

Speaking of fake, have you noticed that it seems that all the anonymous postings on that other sock puppet blog are from one or two people? It's always a couple of loud mouthed babies who post over and over to try and make whatever they're crying about appear important. For the longest time, all we've heard from John Poet is a thousand whiny posts about why Commander Bunny is bad. Not once has he ever posted anything constructive about pirate radio since he lost the so-called pirate war.

It's really hilarious to see how these one or two babies get poopie pants when Commander Bunny posts another one of his ridiculous, over the top messages complete with equally ridiculous graphics. Some people can't realize the joke's on them!

Thank you for all the funny comments, even if most of them are fake!

Talk to you soon,

CJ

All kinds of socks LMFAO!!!

Those "complaints" are all made up!!!

And BTW, anyone notice that all the "complaints" about John Poet on the bunny blahg are from 'Anonymous' listeners. Now, they couldn't be just made up, could they? ;>P And I like this: "perhaps next time the bunny will mention you, alex." C'mon, JerryMichael/Pat/Bunny/Beans/Mosby/Thumper et al ad nauseum, why don't you just say "I" instead of "the bunny?" Typical cowardly behavior from a rightwing redneck hater--hide your real identity!! Again, LMFAO!!!

Announcing the North America Pirate Radio Relay Service (NAPRRS) on 14.313 MHz USB!

So many people have contacted me lately about the lack of good programming on pirate radio these days so I am creating a new relay service! This new network will use powerful transmitters and good programming to take the airwaves back from all those Mosby/Thumper/Krackhead/Beans/Murphy stations and the stupid shit they play such as peoples private details!!! ;=>

NO RODENTS!!! ;=)

There will be no commander chipmunk or blowing league stations on this network so you can be assured of hearing the best classic rock and commentary without any bullshit! Check out the programmers making new shows for the NAPRRS!!

John Poet

Radio Yellow Streak

Hilltopper Radio International

The Crystal Ship
Voice of the Whining Crybaby from Lansing
Radio Canada
WW4D Booze and Demerol Party
WSBS - We're Sponge Bob Stickypants

We will accept QSL requests from anonymous trolls on Corq's blog but if you are a sock puppet we will send your personal information to the FCC!

Powerful NAPRRS Transmitter specially modified for world wide shortwave ops!!!

Look for new programming happening every evening at 8 PM on 14.313 MHz USB! This is the new pirate frequency where all the good programming will be happening!! We are broadcasting in side band because it has the best sound and will show off our powerful transmitters and processoring equipment!!

TCS Shortwave reception on April 5

Amazing reception of The Crystal Ship on 6875 last evening. Clear ID about 20 seconds in. Really good to hear poet back on the air again via the powerful Northern Relay Service! Much better than those Bunny/Mosby/Thumper/Krackhead/Beans stations ;)